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Not Only That, They're In Disguise

• Leaping bears are harder to paint.
  
• Nothing runs like a deer... except maybe a hungry bear.
• The "Bear Crossing" sign scares the vandals away so they stop shooting our signs.
  
• I guess the buck doesn't stop here.
• No, honey, I think they are saying that if the deer are running, a bear is coming.
  
• I new I shuld have used spll chek.
• They can't read anyway, so it doesn't make any difference.
• Erroneous sign outside the Old Folks Retirement Home—should read “Grizzly Old Dears Crossing.”
• And they're driving tractors too!
• We all have our crossings to bear, dear.

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